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At the next meeting of the God Squad, they debate accepting Santana’s Valentine request. Not because Sam, Quinn, or Mercedes have suddenly transformed into homophobes, but because they think it’s okay for Joe to be one because he’s a Christian.

He seems a little lost, saying he’s never met a gay person.

“Oh, I guarantee you have,” says Quinn, with a look that launched ten thousand lesbian!Quinn fan fics.

“Yeah, they say that one out of every ten people are gay,” Mercedes says in earnest agreement. “And if that’s true that means one of the 12 apostles might have been gay. And my guess is Simon because that name’s the gayest.”

I think we all know it was John, the Beloved Disciple, the one who put his head on Jesus’ chest at dinner (John 13:23), but Mercedes’ logic is compelling if not canonical.

Sam also weighs in. “The Bible says it’s an abomination for a man to lay down with another man, but we shared tents in Cub Scouts and slept next to each other all the time. So that would make Cub Scouts an abomination?”

Quinn, the smartest person in the room, then says, “Do you know what else the Bible says is an abomination? Eating lobster, planting different crops in the same field, giving somebody a proud look. Not an abomination? Slavery. Jesus never said anything about gay people. That’s a fact.”

“Well, maybe he wanted to, but he didn’t want to hurt Simon’s feelings,” Sam says. And thus concludes the best Bible discussion I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

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